Crack Kool-aid

You know I like to try things out. I'm easily sucked into new adventures, well done infomercials, TV product demonstrations and cool sounding diets. I am orange so I only occassionally have the follow through with the things I try - but if I'm interested enough I do. I don't jump on EVERY fad wagon - I mean, I didn't get my ear stapled a couple of years ago when that was THE thing to do. But by the same token if someone I knew with an ear staple (and I knew more than 1) had lost 100 lbs, I may have been standing in line.


Thursday night I had a long overdue appointment with my hairdresser. I needed the whole work up before calf fry so I was going to be in her chair for quite a while. It didn't take long before I began hearing the buzz that was ALL over the beauty shop. It started out with references to "water deliveries" - (ie if my husband calls tell him I had to make a water delivery) - So I'm thinking one of the girls is moonlighting as a Cullingan man. Then I notice that there are milk jugs full of water stashed about, and that every hair dresser has a water bottle on there station.


Soon they are all talking about the "miracle water" - and finally my hair lady looks at me and says "Haven't you heard about Kagan Water?" - Well I had not, and so I said so. The next two and a half hours was my initial infomercial by testimonial introduction to Kagan water.




Now keep in mind that I've had the same hair dresser for approaching 15 years - and she has never tried to sell me so much as a bottle of hair spray. But the enthusiasm which she displayed for kagan water was almost catchy. All the girls had their personal story of what the water had done for them. I jokingly started saying it was apparent that they were "all drinking the kool aid."

Once it became apparent just how excited they were I then added that their koolaid must have crack added to it.... Hence the Crack Kool-aid.



You would not believe the things these women swore this water (which has a akaline PH and is hydrogenated or something) would cure - the list included: Cancer, joint disorders, arthritis, colon disorders, cholesterol and high blood pressure issues, fatigue, and depression. And that's just the couple of things I can recall off the top of my head.



SOOOO while I don't have any of those specific conditions (except maybe some colon ones) - I was told it was worth trying just for it's detoxification and energy boost. She also offered to provide my water for free. Just commit to drinking it for 30 days as directed (oh yes, as directed) Not only was I skeptical - but I was looking for the catch - What's the catch. Well the catch is that eventually you will want to buy your own water machine and the machines are pricy. But she said - "Johnanna, if you feel this water is doing you some good after 30 days, but you don't want a machine or don't think it's doing enough good to justify a machine - I will continue to give you water as long as you want."


Hmmm... so a catch - but a catch I can get around. Lord knows I don't have the money for a machine - and I'm not interested in their payment plan.... BUT I agreed to try the crack kool aid for two reasons.


1. I'm curious. Can this water really be that beneficial? Is it all in their heads?
2. I was thinking - if this really does work on just one or two of these issues - and it don't kill me LOL, I might talk my aunt kathy into trying it. She has many of the issues for which this water is suppose to the miracle cure - and if she could get relief from just 1 symptom - well, it would probably be worth it.


So this morning I had my first 4oz of the miracle water.

Yall stand back - the Crack Kool-aid is starting to kick in!


I'll keep you posted!!!


That's all - Carry on.....